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I'm. Going to fucking strangle that mf who keeps insisting that Doc Wyatt confirmed all of the Forbidden Five as siblings while using the tweet that specifically only confirms Nokt and Rox as siblings while also saying that "brethren" is used as sibling by Forbidden Five. Like my guy they're literal cult leaders. And also parallel the Ninja, who are sworn brothers pretty much.
I'm.gping to fucking lose it
#ninjago spoilers#ninjago#lego ninjago#soul's shitrambles#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#ninjago dr#ninjareddit abominations#dogshit ninjatakes#shattersibs#ninjago shattersibs#forbidden five#ninjago forbidden five#nokt ninjago#ninjago nokt#rox ninjago#ninjago rox#dragons rising rox#53 to 74 ratio
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Um.what the actual fuck???
I just saw someone on yt having the worst takes on ninjago ships. Basically they said that Kai and Cole can't be together because they're brothers and it't basically pseudo-incest and that Zane can't date anyone cuz he's a robot.
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Ninjago Reddit always seems to amaze me like how the fuck do you come to the conclusion that Shade is a slave??????
#ninjago#lego ninjago#soul's shitrambles#shade ninjago#ninjago shade#ninjareddit abominations#dogshit ninjatakes
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A mf on Reddit tried to argue that the element of Light is stupid because Light is pretty much some kind of Energy so Lloyd should be able to do that instead and yada yada (they also are in denial of Lloyd's element coming from Life), but while at it they basically proved that the element of Light comes from the Source Dragon of Energy.
#mf tried to apply science but was doing it all against the lore when they could have had such a good take if they just shifted it a bit#ninjago#lego ninjago#soul's shitrambles#ninjareddit abominations#dogshit ninjatakes#<the dogshit take is Light being “stupid”#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#ninjago dr#ninjago paleman#source dragons#lloyd ninjago#source dragon of energy
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Some mf is trying to tell me that Nokt looks like an Oni-human hybrid. They're telling me, the guy who is OBSESSED with Oni hybrids, that Nokt looks like an Oni hybrid.
I think I'm going to die inside.
#they look nothing alike dawg#soul's shitrambles#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#ninjago dr#nokt ninjago#ninjago nokt#ninjago oni#dogshit ninjatakes
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No little German boy don't say that Ninjago got ruined because they made Lloyd the green ninja
#anyways I need to execute my cousin#soul's shitrambles#soul's irl stuff#ninjago#lego ninjago#lloyd ninjago#no little german boy#dogshit ninjatakes
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Not me explaining my FSM headcanons and then someone saying that I was desciribing a loli??? Like, no??? 💀
#wtf was that mf even thinking dawg 😭#I WASN'T EVEN NEAR SEXUALISING HIM I WOULD NEVER HE IS LITERALLY AROACE TO ME#mf saw “5000+ years old who is actually 17” and thought loli like that's not what loli is dawg 😭#soul's shitrambles#ninjago#lego ninjago#fsm ninjago#ninjago fsm#first spinjitzu master#the first spinjitzu master#dogshit ninjatakes
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HOW DOES ONE COME TO THE THEORY THAT GARMADON RAPED NYA IN THE PILOTS???
(The reaction images aren't enough I need that mf smited by any god or demigod available, preferably all of them)
#yes this is from Reddit again. of course it's fucking Reddit#yeah I'm not even gonna tag this too much because this is so horrible#also the same post said Pythor should have raped Lloyd... yeah how about we just blow up the fucking earth#ninjago#tw rape#dogshit ninjatakes#ninjareddit abominations
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It's 1am and I am trying to explain the difference between elemental power and elemental essence to an idiot on Reddit who can't fucking read and now they're arguing that Wu and Garm are elemental masters because Lloyd is and idfk I want to kms.
#soul can't fucking handle this#ninjago#lego ninjago#vent ish#tw suicide mention#ninjareddit abominations#dogshit ninjatakes
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